That evil split personalitied author Moria Rogers has stolen a copy of my story! And no matter what I do, she won’t give it back!

She will, however, give it to someone else!

All you have to do is write some poetry using predetermined words by going here! At the end of May, if we like your poem, you might just procure P.’s pilfered property!

So crack those knuckles and get to typing because she can’t keep both my story AND my Wonderfalls boxset!